dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There are leaves in my underwear?
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