When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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