trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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