There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I didn't shave. On purpose
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So much rum. So many feels.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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