Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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