Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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