Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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