so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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