Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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