my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I love you. Go after that dick
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
