found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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