Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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