She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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