I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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