we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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