Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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