Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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