sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i out mim tonsoeep
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