I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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