She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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