i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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