he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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