I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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