Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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