Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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