i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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