That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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