Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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