Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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