Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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