I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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