okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
