Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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