Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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