So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Randomize
