you would pick up someone in the library
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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