Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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