I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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