just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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