Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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