dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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