Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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