I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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