how can u be prego again
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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