He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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