So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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