Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
