we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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