ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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