therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
